Wow.
Normally when I read "X is screwing Y!!!" posts on Hacker News I generally consider them to be an overreaction or I can't relate. In this case, I think this was a reasonable reaction and I am immediately convinced never to rely on Heroku again.
Does anyone have a reasonably easy to follow guide on moving from Heroku to AWS? Let's keep it simple and say I'm just looking to move an app with 2 web Dynos and 1 worker. I realize this is not the type of app that will be hurt by Heroku's new routing scheme but I might as well learn to get out before it's too late.