1mm liquid implies you are actually a lot better at the "reality" thing than you might think.

And being a programmer is a necessary but not sufficient part of being a founder.

I would suggestto you the HN Proposition approach:

http://hnproposition.blogspot.co.uk/ http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5037694

Basically - you seed a hacker with 5000 USD to build their MVP, then you seed yourself to promote it, SEO it, sell it basically. Its essentially a way to buy an MVP. It may work really well - it may not, but whatever, you seem in the right place to do it.

You will benefit from learning to code no matter what, but right now I suspect you need to hustle. And trying to sell three or four new startups, birth them into the world, is certainly going to do that for you.