The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy already parodies Maths:

http://hhgproject.org/entries/bistromathics.html

Clearly, Douglas Adams spent a lot of time in Bistros, as the second review on this site echoes his sentiments about the odd behaviour of waiters and nonabsolute numbers such as time of arrival:

http://www.yelp.co.uk/biz/giannis-italian-bistro-san-ramon