Why New Relic Is Raising $80 Million Now
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- Because we can raise it now at a good valuation and the future is uncertain
Patrick Moran - VP, Marketing, New Relic
I clicked the 'unsub' link in the footer of this particular marketing email and hit: 1) an SSL warning from Chrome, and 2) a 404 on accepting the SSL warning.
I've yet to know a "partnership connection" email solicited in any way, shape or form, for what it's worth. Even when the partnership is tight (example: I recently received an email from Radiohead's Thom Yorke. I bought In Rainbows when it was released 6 years ago, and the mail got sent to the address I provided back then [my recollection is fuzzy, but it was likely necessary to get a/the download link]. The connection is strong, but I still consider it to be spam.)
It stinks because our intentions were to get people excited about what's to come... instead you want to strangle me with my power cord.
ahhh... some days...
Patrick Moran VP, Marketing New Relic
Larry) We just got a brand new 9TB storage array for the intranet
Moe) Wow 9TB is really huge!
Larry) I know right, but the graphics department needs like 3TB and keep asking
for more, don't they know that 9TB is huuuge?
Moe) Man that's insane, the marketing guys are already over a terabyte!
What are we going to do?
Larry) I dunno man, we'll probably have to tell them no.
I'd guess they need the money to buy a larger filer.- Patrick Moran VP, Marketing New Relic
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turned me off totally.
The whole thing just felt so high pressure, spammy that I'd rather not deal with them anymore.
patrick@newrelic.com VP, Marketing New Relic
They sent me an email saying that they were able to offer reduced rates. I decided to follow up and they offered $80/mo which was still expensive but less than the ticket price. I said I'd subscribe at that price but had to wait because we were having an issue with their gem when used with Turbolinks.
Regardless, they switched my account to the paid plan right away. I then got at least one email a day asking me to put in my credit card number, despite the issue with Turbolinks. They were so damn annoying trying to get my credit card number that I told them to forget it, to revert my account back to the free plan and that I'll revisit once they fixed the issue and we had more time to deal with it. That's when the had the audacity to say that I needed to pay a 3 month penalty since I was canceling a yearly agreement. Something I never agreed to in the first place. They didn't charge me the penalty in the end but just mentioning it was ridiculous.
I totally lost faith in that company. The product is good to great, but their pushy sales tactics are borderline disgusting.
Lew Cirne=New Relic.
Patrick Moran VP, Marketing New Relic
- Patrick Moran, VP, Marketing New Relic