"So I used to have the same drug dealer as the guy who invented Kickstarter."

Cheers and thank you! It is the first story in a whole collection called "Common Fantasies for Strong People."

http://www.miraclejones.com/common.html

I wrote code for the collection so that readers can comment on every paragraph, and also, the paragraphs light up to signify where the comments are. The darker the paragraph, the more comments that are lurking inside.