Not sure whether you are correct. If you are, I believe that MOOC model can be modified to fix them. (ex: local meetups for teaching how to learn, google hangouts for in-person discussions).
What is interesting is that your single paragraph contains more valid objections to MOOCs than the original 4500 word essay. It was a collection of anecdotes, emotional appeals. Which is really lame, considering that MOOCs are just getting off the ground, early alpha, there are tons of real serious flaws.
I heart the idea of MOOCs. I enjoyed my grad school. I've recently taken two online classes. Loved Ng's Machine Intelligence, dropped out of Startup Owner Manual (but got a few good pointers). When MOOCs take off, they will change education as much as self-driving car will change the car industry.
I always thought of these kinds of assignments as somewhat strange. You have to defend something you might not care about, not believe in or even be strongly opposed to.
I think that teaches you how to be politician. How to find arguments for the cause that is not yours for gains completely unrelated to the real validity or value of the cause. I felt we are being thought how to be dishonest and that it pays.
I think we are a group of people discussing a topic in a digital forum right now.
Coursera, Udacity, and the others all have forums as well where there are extended discussions on various topics between students, TAs and faculty.
Are you sure future adults would benefit from being able to have in person discussion with group of people if there is almost no chance of them having such in their adult lives?
I worked in corporation for some time where we had multi-person real live meetings but they were devoid of any real discussion or content.
I also worked in few start-ups where we discussed important things in person but I never talked to more than two people at the same time.
If you really have to discuss things that require critical thinking with a group of people daily I think you are fairly unique and I don't envy you. :-)