I'm not sure DSLs qualify as "the English-Likeness monster". A good DSL isn't about being like english, it's about being concise and expressive in the given domain.
A good DSL has no need to "look like English".
A good DSL has no need to "look like English".
(I guess what I'm really saying is that you're right, but you're saying something else, raganwald is right too.)