https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-alcohol-sched...
Please note that mine is not a joke, but is designed to be rejected by the administration. The goal is to capture on record why a known dangerous substance is allowed to be sold for recreational consumption.
It's been a hard sell, because people:
- are too lazy to click on a link
- don't care
- love their booze and don't understand my proposal
- don't believe in the petitioning process
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