More seriously: I have decided that the next time I am working in a large open floor plan (which I am generally OK with) I am going to construct a full-size Tardis replica (plans for these are plentiful, and carpentry isn't as hard as I feared) and label it "POLITE private call BOX) and use it for the rare personal phone call that I don't want to share with the whole damn company.
That is truly beautiful. Good work. One question, though: is it bigger on the inside?