I wrote a scriptable "chooser" when I was at Apple -- it let you programmatically find and select a printer to print to.
I enumerated every printer on campus (about 900 of them at the time, I think), and came /this close/ to printing a snarky page -- a fake version of the "Five Star News" internal company news -- on each one of them. Decided not to; probably a good career move that I resisted that urge.