Beer and Programming Language Pairing Suggestions

Seriously? This article was written yesterday and javascript is still seen as "the only way to deliver code on demand to a browser". Sorry, but I love javascript and it's all been running in my console for the last 6 months.

So yeah, blabla "no offense intended", yadda "it's all good fun" yadda,... But most of those beers are pretty american-centric and thus...most of this article is not even remotely funny.

But still, programming language fanboyism CAN be funny, as evidenced with this Quora answer regarding "Programming languages in Layman's terms": http://qr.ae/1tlQs

Ugh. Programming language fanboyism is still pretty cringe-inducing, even if you pair it with beer fanboyism...