If they couldn't dress, we'd probably call them nudists.
"Look at those/these fucking hipsters" is a reference to an old Tumblr somewhere.
Nope, just people who dress like hipsters.
People who can dress somewhat competently and/or wear the current fashion are hipsters? You are making no sense. All I see are a bunch of normally dressed people. Nothing special.
Could it be that hipsters are unaware they are hipsters?
Could it be that people who label other people are assholes?
I'm sadly inept at dressing competently, so I envy those finely dressed people.