Facebook Charging $100 to Message Mark Zuckerberg
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Most likely he has some folks to review those messages, and bring a (select) few to his attention.
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> Zuck: People just submitted it.
> Zuck: I don't know why.
> Zuck: They "trust me"
> Zuck: Dumb fucks.
As much as I might dislike or distrust the man, and might consider $100 worth the chance to send a one-off drunken insult, I can see that intended as self deprecating humour. I do it about myself all the time: "what sort of fool would trust the likes of me with that" said to the person who has just indeed trusted me with what-ever "that" is, for instance.
$100 is nothing for me (and astronomically more of a nothing for Zuck) if there's a career benefit, but it's a substantial amount of money for most people in the world.
Besides, what of interest could he possibly be sent?
Steve Jobs' one sentence (if even that) replies to people who sent him emails are a fun part of his legacy at Apple. Maybe Zuck is trying to strengthen his image as czar of Facebook, powerful but still social.
And god knows that a business guy like Zuck would never do anything that's not nice.
"Dear Mark, I am writing because I have a great business opportunity for you... ...
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... and that's why you should buy out my revenue-positive minimum viable product so we can pivot towards disrupting even greater markets in the social space.
Sincerely, Every startup in the world"
Yes. I'm sure it's a great idea and only the highest quality of spam will be sent his way. Please forgive my cynicism ;)
As for a point of order, this wouldn't be considered spam anyway:
A message is Spam only if it is both Unsolicited and Bulk.
Unsolicited Email is normal email (examples: first contact enquiries, job enquiries, sales enquiries)
Bulk Email is normal email (examples: subscriber newsletters, customer communications, discussion lists)
Have a nice day.
Edit: after thinking about it, I guess the fact you're paying to message someone would impress the recipient, thus enticing them to reply.
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Spoiler alert: Those things are complete scams. The conference organizers pay for some big names to show up, and then fleece the people who have $$ but no power or access.
Welp, time to get all of my family's email addresses and close my FB account. Really the only thing I use it for at this point, and not valuable enough to pay any amount of money per message.
I don't like siding with Mashable on many issues, but I really hope FB isn't this hungry for new revenue streams.
EDIT: Welp, now I need to friend my family members to message them for free.
It's actually pretty clever, I think. It's too high for unsolicited spam, but it's a trivial amount for the very rare instance of wanting someone you're not a friend of to read it.
If only there were some way to communicate using computers that did not require the services of a company like Facebook. Something using open protocols, where anyone could write servers and clients, that used the internet to communicate freely. I guess I'm just a dreamer.
It's seem like every now and then I hear stories about his sister, or how he dupe some guy for facebook, got duped in paying $1 billion for instagram, and now this.
Seriously, he's like a drama queen.
Not sure what happened with it though, this was several years ago
Weird name. 3 founders. Video presentation at some sort of incubator (maybe techstars?) and they had a... brown website? I think it was brown.
He's got 1 hit and I rather pay another guy with multiple hits (and failures) that $300/hr.
I want the experience not a lottery ticket.
Lucky for 8 years with all those decisions and all those competitors? Luck alone isn't it