Swearjure - Clojure without alphanumerics

My current "research" in Swearjure (or Curje) has lately turned up a promising new abomination:

  (. :___ @[]) ;; Expands as (. :___ (deref []))

This throws "java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: No matching method found: deref for class clojure.lang.Keyword", of course.

I'd like to find a Swearjure-derivable object that has a unary method named unquote, quote, unquote_splicing, var, deref, or apply.

Off-topic, but I'm getting a 404 on one of your fonts:

GET http://hypirion.com/fonts/Inconsolata.woff 404 (Not Found)