"VCs think my boobs need an algorithm. My boobs don’t need an algorithm."

Horrible link-bait introduction. Algorithm is being used as a dirty word. Algorithms are not soft, caring, touchable, feminine, according to the imagery in the piece.

In the real world though, boobs and lives are saved daily by algorithms. I want my family's boob cancer screening images reconstructed from tiny, noisy signals by the most hardcore medical imaging algorithms available, thanks.

But "VCs Think My Bra Fitting Need A Questionnaire" wouldn't be getting those views.