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Mother dearest, it pains my effusive tendencies to inform you the untimely death of your life's work by the hands of a mere transistor-- moreover, my incontinence briefs have reached their capacity.

Eh I don't think the content is out of line with what an 8yo understands. Mine tells stories about bombs flying in the Russia/Ukraine war, which required a lesson about tact because some of his classmates are both Russian and Ukrainian refugees and this subject may be a little close to home (literally, his best friend's grandma lives in Ukraine right now).

Yeah, it takes a different bs detector depending on the context.