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Yeah, I don't want to make a reference to a shitpost sonic video of all things, but at the same time, I don't know enough to say OP isn't in the middle of their "Robotnik runs off to try out the nuclear codes"

Amazing times. The thing I notice is that many of those ridiculous scifi movie plots have become plausible.

Your post reminds me of:

> I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention.

:)

Let Dario know. He is on his way to speak with the pope about this.

I used half my nations energy for a day and discovered the cure to cancer! I tested it thoroughly, and it works - you put the petri dish in the oven (300C for 30mins) and the cancer is destroyed!