I read somewhere that a common thing in text written by LLMs is, in their sentences, putting inanimate objects in the active position.

Because every bit of this webpage was written by Claude.

because it was written by an LLM - using the direction given by a fellow human :)

thats the future we are heading to, right?

It occupies the same space in my brain as the clickbait-type "This is the key" and "what you're missing" LLM-isms