> I'm not sure how to feel about all of this. Maybe I should go talk to my friend Google, it's always so nice to me.

I've not been using Google Search and ditched it in favour of DuckDuckGo years ago and never looked back. Not that DDG is perfect but generally it serves me very well and has a much better UI... I mean, just the fact I can't select entries pressing J|K on the keyboard now makes we want to throw Search out of the window.