Show HN: Noite – Enjoy Most of Cloudflare Worker APIs on Your Potato VPS

Hey, I just launched a preview of my cell-based, self-hosted PaaS. Fits a $5 2vCPU 2 GB RAM potato VPS.

- It uses celld to host Cloudflare Worker-ish apps.

- Multi-tenant control plane for teamwork.

- Diagnostics for requests and errors.

- Event ingestion API.

- Sentry-ish error reporting.

- Host non-worker apps that are fetch-able.

Its slop, though.