I remember an old comment by patio11, but I can't find it. to;df:

<fake quote>*It's impossible. Get a death insurance for your family and if you can train a technical friend to keep the lights on for 3 months until your costumers can transition to another service.</fake quote>

Edit: I'm wondering if I hallucinated my fake quote.

The closest I can find is this discussion https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33409891 but it does NOT contain what I remember. Interesting and with some links to patio11 anyway.