IRGC writes an open letter to American people

The IRGC thinks more highly of Americans than the ISUS regime does.

In my fully fundamentalist fatwa I hereby declare all of islam as infinitely haram.

Thereby the only salvation for the Persian people is apostasy.

Stop being bitches of that aberration.

Move on to some other station.

Kill your regime, and all of those that support it.

This is the situation.

Comply or die.

Yours truly,

Ifrit al Djinn, the twelftiest.