I'll give you the first 5% of the prompt for free:
"Don't use purple-blue-pink gradients, neon glow, aurora effects, monospace fonts, em-dashes, emojis, over-rounded corners, pill-shaped buttons, random tags and indicators, random sparkles , futuristic grids and orbital lines, centered everything, gradient text on headlines, "how it works" followed by 1.2.3. section, fake testimonials, every paragraph ending in a punchy one-liner, all cap headings, built in rust with rustwebserver and rustxmlparser, built with react on nixos........."