Seriously, do kids not use scare quotes anymore or know how they work? There are no less than three replies here interpreting what I said entirely wrong.

I said it's a "hit piece", not a hit piece. And I gave a definition for what I meant in the very next sentences. Because, obviously, the traditional definition is one that is going to be subjective and silly and not worth discussing. But the idea of documentary filmaking having opinion and perspective is important, nonetheless.