That's when you do really want to go back to the late nineties, on Usenet, where all the MS fanbois kept singing: "Nothing to see, move along, Unix is dying and Windows is going to conquer everything, including the server space".

Replace:

  "90's" with "teens."
  "Usenet" with "HN."
  "MS" and "Windows" with "Linux."
  "Unix" with "Windows."

Same song. Different day.