Can a language model run in Linux eBPF?

I love this author's past work and contributions, but this is 100% ai generated as per pangram https://www.pangram.com/history/9b3e03f0-6aa0-4516-90f9-507b..., which makes me wonder.

Fun article, the broader infra the author is building is worth checking out as well: https://github.com/eunomia-bpf/eunomia-bpf

Fun article; eBPF integrations are clever.