This could be a whole sub plot in a comedy with a bunch of out of touch analysts. "he's with her because he's into thick ones", "no that's just how black guys are", "no she must be the throat goat". You could even add a whole additional layer of jokes into it where they project snobbish DC norms onto people who aren't that.

Unfortunately nobody will ever make a serious workplace comedy that ridicules federal intelligence because hollywood and the feds are buddy buddy.