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They can't prioritize everything. They are called ORacle—not ANDacle

:-)

by De Morgan's law though they are NOT AND NOTacle.

Best dad joke I've read on HN

Oracle failing will be a blessing for anyone not working at Oracle.

I hate Oracle and many of their products and long term it may be a blessing but a lot of conpanies, government agencies, hospitals, etc rely on their diverse suite of enterprise software.

Peoplesoft and its consequences have been a disaster for the modern workforce

Back when I worked at a university, writing ETL scripts for Peoplesoft felt like I was carrying buckets of data by hand.