Jokes on them if we're in a simulation, that, or one of the marbles from Men In Black :P

You mean the Abrahamic God who is worshipped by the three largest religions in the world across every continent? Yeah the majority have come to a conensus already, the details are what we are arguing over. I guess you didn't get the memo.

Christians, Muslims, and Jews. Almost all the most important people in history, who built the world and defined the culture you were breed into, they were all wrong and you are right.

And God is unknowable. There is a reason why there are a bunch of different religions and spiritual practices. If we could know God perfectly we would be God.