This is not "we broke RSA", it's "we managed to find an implementation you've probably never heard of before that's so broken that an attack that nothing should be vulnerable to is actually feasible". This is a blog post, not a news story. I found a much bigger vuln than this in Android RSA auth some years ago, I'm talking beginner-level crypto misuse, told Google about it, and it was quietly fixed. I didn't publish a paper about it or get it in the news because it was a non-story.
Except that in this case every single piece of crypto code or downstream app out there that has the name "RSA" associated with it, which is all of them, has to reassure every one of its users who have seen the news headline that no, it's overblown hype, you're not vulnerable, nothing to do since there's no vulnerability present in your use of RSA.
The worst possible outcome would be if this thing actually gets a CVE assigned to it. How do you fix a "vulnerability" that doesn't exist?