Microsoft tried to ban "Microslop", and six months later it has given up

Funny thing is that this is coming from human slop.

> "How many branding mistakes do you want to make?"

"All of them"

Microsoft Live Passport Copilot.net Ultimate Professional Home Edition 360

(generated by Astra)

Show me the incentiveslop and I'll show you the outcomeslop.

Microsoft:

Well, there's egg and bacon

Egg sausage and bacon

Egg and slop

Egg, bacon and slop

Egg, bacon, sausage and slop

Slop, bacon, sausage and slop

Slop, egg, slop, slop, bacon and slop

Slop, sausage, slop, slop, slop, bacon, slop tomato and slop

Slop, slop, slop, egg and slop

Slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, slop, baked beans, slop, slop, slop and slop

(Vikings: Slop! Slop! Slop! Slop! Lovely slop! Lovely slop!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and slop

Their UI/UX is bad enough.

They're being surprisingly intentional about trashing consumer trust. They recently patented a method to inject ads during downtime in video games[1]. Plus they changed Xbox GamePass so you can only play 5-15 hours a month on it, depending on your plan.

Why is installing Linux suddenly becoming mainstream? I don't think any of the managers at Microslop know.

[1] https://www.polygon.com/microsoft-patent-in-game-ads-load-sc...

Ah, I see you’re a person of culture as well.

Not really relevant though. They sure should be serious about GitHub, npm, and plenty of other things they run, too.