Sure, but some things increase the delay much than others. More static text, for example, is pretty fast. Elaborate JS, not so much.

A life without a goat sounds horrible

60+ yo Brazilian here and I have never, in my entire life, heard this saying before. Sounds something a Brazuca would come up with after the 17th round of Kaiser though. Pretty on brand.

Also described as a traditional Yiddish folktale (a rabbi suggests responding to stress by moving a series of animals into the home, and then at the end they're removed and everything seems great by comparison!).