I've just been calling them gay (because fed cops are famously secure about their sexuality) for years. Is there a meme I'm missing?
Their argument is that, for instance, people who have been coerced into bestiality against their will may want to join the FBI to prevent other people from suffering the same fate but are automatically disqualified from doing so.
For a tongue-in-cheek version you can check late night shows from last week.
Wait, that implies they equaled being forced into bestiality as being into bestiality? It's like refusing all thieves and their victims.