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Claiming they got all employee & spouse data.

Wondering about pets..

It's too soon for bestiality enthusiasts to show up in their records. Any new hires to the FBI are going to be immediately suspect though

Reference for people who missed this wonderful beat of comedy between senator Kennedy and FBI director

The FBI now hires life forms engaged in bestiality, either active or passive.

I didn't really know passive bestiality was a problem, I thought you're a victim then. (Apart from the obvious fact you're then an ... animal.)

"Ain't no rule that says a dog can't apply to the FBI"

What if the hackers ARE the pets ?!