> Most scrum shops would not permit this level of backstory anymore … not much supervision
If someone needs close supervision to ensure they don’t get stuck like this and spiral, they probably aren’t ready to be a senior engineer.
If someone needs close supervision to ensure they don’t get stuck like this and spiral, they probably aren’t ready to be a senior engineer.
* remove the retrospective
* remove the planning poker
* extend the "stand-up" meetings to take an hour (with no standing, of course)
* and instead of developers synchronizing with each other you make it about developers reporting their daily progress to the manager
* redefine the role of "scrum master" from someone who takes care about the Scrum rituals, to the traditional manager
* remove the product owner and demo
* and a few more changes like this
...you have turned Scrum into something that the managers really like!