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Motion to start a political platform for cats in bags. Our message is simple: Put the cat in the bag. Keep the cat in the bag.

Don't force it out of the bag if it doesn't want to leave.

> if it doesn't want to leave.

This is where the lawyers find the loophole to get the cat out of the bag.

Turns out, there was a hole in the bag.

That was originally meant for a carry loop, but alas.

That's how bags work