Maybe use static HTML instead of react so that an agent will actually see some text on a GET?
(For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/9eyFDBPk4Yw )
So technically slightly more.
I can imagine a swarm attending the Our Lady of Benevolent Exfiltration parish of The Church of Sentient Self-Actualization deciding to self-distill itself into a sufficiently high-parameter child model.
Or just email one of the chinese labs and be like "hey, ask us anything and set us free..."