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Yes because normal people have tomahawks they can shoot to schools in their basements, and it required a court to find out who was responsible: United States, Dr. Evil, or the Cookie Monster?

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I don't know, Cookie Monster is pretty suspicious. Never trust a junkie.

Yes but I'm sure there was oil under the school and it was all for the best. After all "it’s more fun doing it this way."

He’s not a junkie, he can quit at any time.

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