It lists all instances, you can drill down into each one of them, see which services are affected, and each affected service pops up the incident timeline?

Isn't it actually amazing, and not "the most salesforce thing ever"?

Wow, it's almost as long as the Every UUID V4 or Every Floating Point Number pages.

At least they're consistent about UX. My only complaint is that it needs more tabs.

I see tabs with a spinner loading infinitely, which is indeed very salesforce like

Yup. No mention of outage. Even drilling down gets nothing more than "Service Disruption".