I love the smell of [layoff emails] in the morning.
Makes me wonder why they're shedding so much and if Zitron was a little right after all.
Makes me wonder why they're shedding so much and if Zitron was a little right after all.
...First time?
Oracle is literally the company Dilbert was making fun of
Indeed.
He's also not in a place where he can draw cartoons, what with being dead and all.
13% doesn't seem too different from other tech companies
This is another 20,000 - 30,000 (the exact number isn't public yet) on top of that.
Beatings shall continue until morale improves.
The software side can probably go many years without new features. Nobody picks Oracle in 2026 for the features.
Just Ellison with a giant red borrow more button.
All the other employees are just overhead