Show HN: Anti-AI-slop: a 4 staged skill to detect and remove any AI writing slop

catches 41 different slop patterns: • ~120 ai words, ~100 phrases • em dashes, emoji bullets, title case headings • watermarks, negative parallelism, colon reveals, throat-clearing openers

4 gates: 1. sanitize invisible chars 2. remove common ai words/chars 3. an agent reviews original vs rewrite, loops back for failed reviews 4. optional: a parallel agent uses a different model to generate additional review + score

Works with any of your AI agents.