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Suddenly I don't feel so stupid anymore for having a supply of motor oil on my garage shelf that rivals Elaine hoarding contraceptive sponges in Seinfeld.

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Now when your friends call you have to decide if they're oil-worthy

I think they made a movie about that

Time to grow some gills and dive for sunken oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz. . .

This could go so many directions

Everybody loves the sponge

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