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It wont turn green unless you push it here. If you dont push it, you will stand there like an idiot until someone else comes and pushes it.

There's also placebo buttons in many offices for aircon/heating.

I KNOW our work, because when I dont notice them, I stand there like an idiot until someome goes around and press.

Maybe there are the ones that dont work, somewhere, but there are also the one ones that do.

Alternatively you can play a round of hyper realistic frogger at any time

I am on a pretty strong winning streak.