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Broadcom/Avago, please buy Atlassian! I beg you, pretty please!

You will make an insane amount of money and make the world a much better place!

Or the equivalent of "Superstorm Sandy" is created...

It's bad enough already, please no.

I think OP left off a /s tag; I read their post to be suggesting that they'd love to see Atlassian's products go away.

Spot on! ;-)

I think that's the point: poke more holes in its hull so it finally sinks.