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This isn't Reddit.

I'm almost certain people tell jokes even outside of Reddit

Just like kings, anyone who has to proclaim their comment is a joke, has not made a true joke.

You get that there isn’t even a downvote button for submissions right? Jesus

There is one; you have not earned it yet.

I'm fairly certain only comments can be downvoted, regardless of karma.

There is no downvote button for submissions. Are you lying?