Not disagreeing on ridiculous amount of requests, but The Verge (specially) and Kotaku audiences should lean towards high-end users.
You don't want to use full site because it has too many features and have, therefore, too big size.
You also don't want to use mobile site because it doesn't have all the bells and whistles.
Chose one :) ... or use Opera Mini and/or ziproxy on your server
It's amazing but many mobile editions same to only be designed to make a screenshot to demonstrate to management that the site team did something mobile. Doesn't anybody ever actually try out these sites?