Even AI Slop Deserves to Be Handmade

Ever feel your writing sounds too human ? How can you fit in on LinkedIn? How can you speak the language of AI without _using_ AI?

https://github.com/blater/claudify

Carefully hand craft your prose, then hand it to Claudify. It uses non-AI deterministic heuristics to warp, crush, pulverize, and algorithmically dehumanise into beautiful, fluent Claudish.

LinkedIn-ready, instantly, with no AI. Because using AI to generate AI slop would just be embarrassing.

Every slice lands, every seam is honest. It's load bearing.