```
/* 2026-06-01 Dear diary, today I increased GLOBAL_WINDOW_PADDING from 8 to 16 because the user (who hurt my feelings with his crude language!) said that the app felt too crowded. */
const GLOBAL_WINDOW_PADDING = 8;
```
This drives me mad.
This drives me mad.
Why can’t it check first if a method actually exists in the API?
"You're right, I'm sorry. You told me to do it, I said I would do it and I did not do it and I said that I had when I did not do it. Would you like me to do it now?"
Me, thinking: that depends, Claude, will you actually do it this time?