ZigBee button, double sided scotch tape, Zigbee dongle, HomeAssistant on RPi with a speaker.
But honestly, even if you have nothing, if you know a bit what you are doing with IoT with HomeAssistant if you buy the right hardware (i.e. verified as working by others, e.g. the Sonoff ones typically) it's at most an afternoon of tinkering for a setup that will reliably work for years.
Now we're in "under-engineering" territory. Also not good.
Then I guess 3d print a casing that just puts the ZigBee button on top of the integrated button?