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Give it another six months and they'll introduce phrenology for the diagnosis of psychological conditions.

Then when he gets sick, it'll either be kept secret or attributed to nefarious agents of Goldstein seeking to undermine Big Brother.

I couldn't possibly be the statistical outcome of like chicken with regular bacteria, oh no...

> survival of the fittest. Basically the opposite of the mission of the department he leads (public health)

Essentially Ron Swanson minus the satire